Patron Of Irony Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who lives for irony and clever twists? Our 'patron of irony' collection is designed for the sharp, witty, and delightfully sarcastic. Whether it's a mug, a t-shirt, or a print, these products celebrate the art of irony with humor and a touch of sophistication. Surprise a friend or treat yourself to something that captures your love for smart, playful expressions that speak louder than words.

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"On your previous visit you were describing how you were unable to express grief at the death of your first dog, Ranger. Please continue."

"On your previous visit you were describing how you were unable to express grief at the death of your first dog, Ranger. Please continue." mockup

"On your previous visit you were describing how you were unable to express grief at the death of your first dog, Ranger. Please continue."

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

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'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.' mockup

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

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"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing." mockup

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

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"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI." mockup

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

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"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Can you read the part about Job again?" mockup

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

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"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down." mockup

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

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Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

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'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?' mockup

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

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"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them." mockup

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

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"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?" mockup

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

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Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people mockup

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

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'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.' mockup

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

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Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors. mockup

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

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Leaking Hudson River paintings.

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'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!' mockup

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

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"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora." mockup

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

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Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time. mockup

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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A Truism's Journey

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'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?' mockup

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

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"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty." mockup

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

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Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued." mockup

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

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'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.' mockup

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

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'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.' mockup

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

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"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?" mockup

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

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'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.' mockup

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

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Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix. mockup

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

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You're Out Of Order

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An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it. mockup

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

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"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me." mockup

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

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Perfection Troubleshootors.

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Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

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"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island." mockup

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

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"When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the marital bonds which have connected her with another..."

"When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the marital bonds which have connected her with another..." mockup

"When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the marital bonds which have connected her with another..."

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Patron Of Irony Gifts Collection

Patron Of Irony Mugs

Explore our collection of 'patron of irony' mugs, where clever humor meets everyday practicality—perfect for those who love a good joke with their coffee.

Patron Of Irony Pillows

Bring humor into your home decor with our 'patron of irony' pillows—fun, stylish, and perfect for witty home accents.

Patron Of Irony Prints

Find the perfect piece for your humor-inspired decor with our 'patron of irony' prints—sharp, witty, and sure to make a statement.

Patron Of Irony T-Shirts

Discover our range of 'patron of irony' t-shirts, featuring witty slogans and sharp designs that let you wear your humor on your chest.