'In ten more years we could retire if we had jobs...'
Advocate Of Irony Gifts
Looking for a gift for an advocate of irony? Our curated selection of quirky mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints is designed to match their sharp wit and love for clever humor. Whether they enjoy subtle sarcasm or bold satire, you'll find something that resonates. Sharing a laugh and making a statement has never been easier with these thoughtfully designed products that embrace the art of irony.
'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'
Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop
'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'
"Can you read the part about Job again?"
"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."
"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."
Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.
Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,
'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'
"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."
Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people
'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'
"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."
'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'
'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'
Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.
"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."
Leaking Hudson River paintings.
Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'
"That's an early Vermeer, very early."
Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.
"When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the marital bonds which have connected her with another..."
Hotel mini-bar.
"Oh sure, it's easy to blame your husband, when he's not here to defend himself."
An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.
"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."
In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.
Perfection Troubleshootors.
"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."
'I only make predictions in retrospect.'
'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'
"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."
"I hope there's nothing genetically modified in this."
Advocate Of Irony Gifts Collection
Advocate Of Irony Mugs
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Advocate Of Irony Pillows
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Advocate Of Irony Prints
Browse our prints to find artful, humorous pieces that celebrate irony and make a bold statement in any space.
Advocate Of Irony T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirts section for more witty, ironic designs that let their personality shine through in style.