Patriotic Traveler Pillows

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Rule Britannia!

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

Statue of Liberty - with teddy

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

Go Britain!

Foreign Ownership Control in the US

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Old soldiers at Dunkirk. Politically correct guy:'Sorry old boys-can't have you upsetting Johnny Foreigner, you know'

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

'I know the government bailout was necessary, but I don't think we should have to sing the national anthem every morning.'

"For this I went to seminary."