Patriotic Thrillseeker Pillows

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Chiller Theatre

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Bears going water skiing.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Marco ..."

Extreme Bungy

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Rock Climber

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.