Patriotic Traveler T-Shirts

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

Dennis Hopper

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Rule Britannia!

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

Statue of Liberty - with teddy

Baldo changes the family flag from a lowrider to an American flag for memorial day.

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

Go Britain!

Foreign Ownership Control in the US

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Old soldiers at Dunkirk. Politically correct guy:'Sorry old boys-can't have you upsetting Johnny Foreigner, you know'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Farewell to the travellers