Patriotic Sports Supporter Gifts

'Very nice, Sven, but I'm not sure it will fool the fans.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

100k Desert Crawl

Veterans Day US

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

World Cup Fan.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Support the Troops

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

Football Blockers.

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Rule Britannia!

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Cheerleaders from another planet