Patriotic Partier T-Shirts

Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty and Lady Justice walk into a bar that is advertising a "Pursuit of Happiness Hour" in its front window.

"I'm ready for the 4th of July. I have on red lipstick, a white gown and a blue hat."

"Hey, gang! Before this blast gets under way, would you all please stand for Whitney Houston's rendition of our national anthem?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Military Medals

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

UNFADED GLORY

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Lucky Stars.

Veterans Day '20

Television guests' essentials in November.

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

'Look...a fresh one!'

Disco Owls

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Support the Troops

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Voter impatience.

America's New Dawn

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Barack Obama

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

The Eureka Stockade

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

"Make America calm again"

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

The Winds of War

Iraq Exit.

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."