Patriotic Players T-Shirts

'Before we start our bridge game, Emily will sing the National Anthem.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Military Medals

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

UNFADED GLORY

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

World Cup Fever

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Veterans Day '20

Veterans Day US

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Look...a fresh one!'

Television guests' essentials in November.

Support the Troops

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

America's New Dawn

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Barack Obama

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

The Eureka Stockade

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'