Patriotic Partier Pillows

Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty and Lady Justice walk into a bar that is advertising a "Pursuit of Happiness Hour" in its front window.

"I'm ready for the 4th of July. I have on red lipstick, a white gown and a blue hat."

"Hey, gang! Before this blast gets under way, would you all please stand for Whitney Houston's rendition of our national anthem?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Military Medals

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

UNFADED GLORY

Lucky Stars.

Veterans Day '20

Disco Owls

'Look...a fresh one!'

Television guests' essentials in November.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

Voter impatience.

Support the Troops

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Barack Obama

America's New Dawn

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

The Eureka Stockade

The Winds of War

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

"Make America calm again"

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

Iraq Exit.

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."