Patriotic Foodie Pillows

"Burger with - I'm guessing - American cheese?"

'Our July 4th barbecue consists of Torie steaks, Redcoat ribs and Hessian weiners.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Veterans Day US

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

George Washington

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

Go Britain!

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I'm devastated. My favorite fast-food place is cheating on me. That's what it feels like, anyway. It's Burger King! Burger King's moving its headquarters to Canada to weasel out of paying taxes! I feel so betrayed. How do I deal with this betrayal, Sadie?! You sound a lot like the CEO of McDonald's. McWhat? Never heard of it.

Nathan Hale has but one egret.

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

"December 25, 1776..."

Go Team!

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

'Just think. . . future generations of Americans will observe July 4 in an orgy of fireworks, beer and barbeque. . .'

'Can I still be a Yankee Doodle Dandy even though my birthday is May 25th?'

Ernie is producing a new TV show! Contestant musicians play their national anthem and judges pick winners in various categories. Some of the anthems we'll hear on the next show are "O Canada" from Canada, "Jana Gana Mana" from India, "Meda Dau Doka" from Fiji, "Patria Amada" from Mozambique and "God Save the Queen" from the United Kingdom! Ernie, I think your show is very good but you do create some confusion by calling it "The Country Music Awards."

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

'It's a piece of sod from my homeland. I always wanted to serve my country!'

"These must be some other kind of patriotic work she can do."

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859

Orange America

'God Bless America' 'The land of the free and the home of the brave'

'The state of the (American) Nation'

Old Woman Who Lived in A Shoe.

'I wanted to show them what a patriot I am, but they wouldn't let me vote!'