Loyal Foodie Pillows

Counting ribs

"Stephen and I are today's special."

The Fourth Little Pig

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You're the lid to my pot."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Important Food Groups

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Benihana style of cooking.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Kitchen Kapers

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

The Streets - Night

A Woman Holding Canapes

Burnt or Raw?

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

I wish I'd had the review.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."