Patriotic Dad Pillows

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Infantry.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Lucky Stars.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Veterans Day US

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Donald Trump

New dad.

Clown baby.

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 9

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."