Patriotic Dad Mugs

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Lucky Stars.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Veterans Day US

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Donald Trump

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

New dad.

Clown baby.

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

"But first, our national anthem."

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"