Patriot With A Twist Mugs

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Flag Gag

A bomb appears in the shadow of the Statue of Liberty.

"I'm just not sure this is the direction we want to take."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Military Medals

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

UNFADED GLORY

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

Veterans Day '20

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Look...a fresh one!'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Television guests' essentials in November.

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Barack Obama

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

America's New Dawn

"But first, our national anthem."

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 9

The Eureka Stockade

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'