Playful Patriot Mugs

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Uncle Donnie

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

Veterans Day US

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 9

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"But first, our national anthem."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Rule Britannia!

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"I'm glad you got to meet some of my heroes, Katie..."

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

Baldo changes the family flag from a lowrider to an American flag for memorial day.

George Washington

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

Statue of Liberty - with teddy