Patriotic To A Fault Mugs

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Monuments

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Lucky Stars.

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

Famous U.S. Cracks: The Liberty Bell & Roy

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Support the Troops

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

"But first, our national anthem."

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

The Sinking of the Moskva

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Rule Britannia!

"I'm glad you got to meet some of my heroes, Katie..."