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I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.
"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."
"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."
The Uber Ride of Paul Revere
Monuments
Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.
It had been a while, but he had finally come home.
"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"
'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'
Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.
Lucky Stars.
"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"
Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier
Veterans Day US
"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"
"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"
Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!
'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'
Support the Troops
"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"
Famous U.S. Cracks: The Liberty Bell & Roy
U.S. World Cup Frenzy
Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!
"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"
"But first, our national anthem."
"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."
Star-Spangled Danner Episode 9
The Sinking of the Moskva
"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"
"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."
Stars and Stripes bleeding out
'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'
'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'
Rule Britannia!
"I'm glad you got to meet some of my heroes, Katie..."
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