Patriot Songbird Pillows

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Military Medals

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Guitar Man.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

UNFADED GLORY

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Veterans Day '20

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Have I told you lately that I love you

'Look...a fresh one!'

Television guests' essentials in November.

Festive squad

Busking during a pandemic

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Aimee Mann

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

America's New Dawn

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Barack Obama