Patriot Songbird Gifts

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Military Medals

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Guitar Man.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

A woman playing a keyboard

UNFADED GLORY

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Have I told you lately that I love you

Veterans Day '20

Festive squad

Television guests' essentials in November.

Shower curtain call.

Busking during a pandemic

'Look...a fresh one!'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Aimee Mann

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

America's New Dawn

Barack Obama