Patriot Funster Gifts

A day to thank your lucky stars.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

'Not that slowly back...'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Pirates

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

"The amendments are coming next week!"

The TROU of the Baroque

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

Football

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

The last of the mullet.

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'

Dressed as Tins

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Sick of the 'Fiscal Cliff'? Cartoonists, politicos and pundits need a new metaphor!!

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Your prayer is important to us. Please stay on your knees for the next available God.'

'They tell us to spend more money to bring back the economy, and then they tell us we should pay down our debt.'

'Sorry, but Watford is not a tax heaven!'