Patriarchy Pummeler Gifts

Packaging Russian Dolls

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Another slander suit!"

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Early Tech Support

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Sportswasher's

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Bowling ball head.

Artex cartoon

Sun's on/off switch...

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

Problem Solver Wanted

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

The Man of Taste.

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Lenny's Crack Repair

The Specimen Hunter

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"And what do you do. . ?"

Plasterer skimming a wall

''The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'? -- How patriarchal can you get?'

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'