He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' 11 times and he's still holding
Patient Phone User Gifts
If you know a patient phone user who spends hours chatting, gaming, or browsing, our curated collection blends humor and personality perfectly. Whether they're juggling calls or scrolling endlessly, find a gift that celebrates their enduring patience and love for their device. From funny mugs to cheeky t-shirts and cozy pillows, surprise your favorite phone enthusiast with something truly unique that matches their tech-loving spirit. Explore our creative gift options and bring a smile to their face today!
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'
The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.
'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'
Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'
Mobile phones and long distance relationships,
"I have an app for that."
'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.
'Bored?'
Modern Narcissism
'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'
"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."
"Brat"
There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.
'I'm going to be a little late.'
Pizza Delivery Delays
"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."
'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'
'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?
"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."
"What sort of mood are you in, Michael?"
"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"
"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."
"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"
"My, aren't we patient-oriented this morning."
'You gotta help me, doctor! I took a deep breath to get some fresh air and inhaled my Blackberry!'
"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."
"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."
That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone
"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."
"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."
Evolution
A feast in a hospital bed.
"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."
Patient Phone User Gifts Collection
Patient Phone User Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the patience and phone lover themes—great for any mobile enthusiast who enjoys a cup of coffee or tea.
Patient Phone User Pillows
Add comfort and humor with pillows designed for the endless screen time enthusiast—ideal for decorating and making any space more inviting.
Patient Phone User Prints
Decorate with bold prints that showcase the humor and patience of the ultimate phone aficionado—ideal for their home or office.
Patient Phone User T-Shirts
Discover our fun and witty t-shirts tailored for the patient phone user—perfect for casual outings or lounging at home.