Patient Gourmand Prints

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Just one more choccy...

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Dijon Vu

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

"I'd like seconds!"

God Cooks Up Evolution

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

You've Got Mail

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."

Now at the Farmers' Market