Patient Care Supporter Gifts

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Doctors Discussion

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Effective Cuban vaccines

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

GP to cat - 'In view of the new polyclinic up the road, yes we are opening our books to new patients.'

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

First aid departments

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

'Sure we're underfunded, but we manage!'

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

'Pick up your bed and walk woman, for the NHS is not long for this world.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

"Thank you."

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'