Patient Care Activist Mugs

"The doctor encourages second opinions, but not about his fees."

Virtual Doctor

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

Doctors Discussion

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

Stethoscope line.

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"N.H.S. Direct has been forced to close another two web pages due to cuts."

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

After Roe v. Wade, a Class Divide Between Abortion Haves and Havenots

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

'Nothing about universal health care?'

2021 Could Look Pretty Ugly No Matter Who Wins

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'

"Let's run a few tests and see where we are."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'