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Advocate For Patient Rights Mugs
Start their day with a smile and a reminder of their vital work with our specially crafted mugs celebrating patient advocates. Perfect for coffees or teas during busy days.
"All I can say is thank God for the patients' bill of rights."
Early Detection
Virtual Doctor
"How long were you in the waiting room?"
This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!
If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?
"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."
"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."
"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."
Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO
'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'
'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'
'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
Unexpected Error
"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."
Obama of Oz.
The Public Option
'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'
Stethoscope line.
Who blames who in health Insurance problems
"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."
"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"
Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.
'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'
Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.
Big Drug Companies Hooked
Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.
"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"
Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks
"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."
Republican Healthcare
Government looks for new targets over GPs pay
"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."
'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'
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