
"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"
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"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"
'Ought we to blow the whistle? He is, after all, a senior consultant.'
'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder...they'll bugger it and sell them off cheap!'
'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'
"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."
"Your condition is so rare it wouldn't be economical to look for a cure"
Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.
'The treatment for my migraines was working well until I had to deal with my insurance company about it.'
"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."
"Oh, we take that illness very seriously. It's you we don't take seriously."
"I think you'll find this next battery of tests unnecessarily painful and humiliating."
"Waiting for the vaccine launch."
"Our war is against cancer."
"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'
"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."
"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."
Virtual Doctor
Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.
"Yes, also it keeps you fit."
"How long were you in the waiting room?"
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?
Obama Healthcare.
'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'
"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."
Covid and the Vaccines
"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."
Budget
Vaccine
Prostate: 51st State
'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'
30 Days Has Movember
Healthcare declaration
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