Patient Care Activist Pillows

"The doctor encourages second opinions, but not about his fees."

Virtual Doctor

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Doctors Discussion

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

Stethoscope line.

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

"N.H.S. Direct has been forced to close another two web pages due to cuts."

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

'Nothing about universal health care?'

"Let's run a few tests and see where we are."

'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'That pest in 453 is being discharged.'