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"I marked the sections where your total contempt for humanity loses its pathos."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Disease Management

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

She required plenty of personal space.

Noise Pollution

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Once more, with fury."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

"For some unknown reason, this area has always been uninhabited."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.