Pasture Admirer Pillows

COW. JUST COW.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Brown cow

Shepherd and eurydice

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Raptures

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Slinky Cow World

Farmer and FIsherman

"Static cling."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Get on with it!

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

There goes Farmer Ceutical.

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Ancient Farming Practises.

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Don't play with your food!

"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'