Pastry Passivists Gifts

Any time is cake o'clock

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Today's special... donuts.

Pastries and Candy

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Doughboy Dad

Pie Filling Reader

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

Parisian man eating pastries

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"George often brings his work home with him."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

She found baking helped enormously.

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Greedy child

'We need more cake shows!'

"Where's the Danish?"

"It sure is great to be back in France."

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'