'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'
Pastor's Child Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a pastor's child? Our collection offers heartfelt, humorous, and meaningful items that honor their unique role and the loving relationship they share with their parent in ministry.
Shepherd and eurydice
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Staff support"
"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"
'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'
Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.
'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.
Chase me, chase me cows.
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."
"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"
'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'
Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"
God Sneezes Out Creation
Ghostwriting the Bible
Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth
The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.
'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'
'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'
Fishing with God
Early Piety
"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"
"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."
"It's cool – God told us to!"
TSA Noah
Church Library - Pop-Up Books
"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."
"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."
"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."
"All we have left is standing room only."
'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'
Pastor's Child Gifts Collection
Pastor's Child Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for pastor's children. Thoughtful and humorous designs make these a wonderful gift for any occasion.
Pastor's Child Pillows
Check out our pillows for pastor's children. Cozy, witty, and heartfelt—perfect for adding a personal touch to their space.
Pastor's Child Prints
Browse our prints crafted for pastor's children. Unique and touching designs that make a meaningful gift or a lovely addition to their room.
Pastor's Child T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts specially designed for pastor's children. Fun, meaningful, and comfortable—ideal for expressing their unique identity.