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Gloria, what's a good remedy for garlicky hands? Rigatoni gloves.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

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'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

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"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Do you call this spaghetti'

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'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Holy Macaroni,

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

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'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Linguini for two?"

Mozart eating noodles.

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."