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Gloria, what's a good remedy for garlicky hands? Rigatoni gloves.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

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'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

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"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Do you call this spaghetti'

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'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

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"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

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'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Linguini for two?"

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"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."