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"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

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'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

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'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

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'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

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