Past Comparison Analyzer Gifts

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

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"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

"I might not know much about art... but I know what I like."

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"I haven't looked back since I got a job."

The idea of democracy in some former East Bloc-countries...

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

Archeology Dept...'Diggin' the past, Dude!'

European Crisis management.

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'Most of my relevant experience was gained in my past life, so I'm a bit rusty.'

'That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life.'

"That's it boys - we defeated the Nazis! Time to go home, have kids and live the good life!"

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

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"I see your past life."

"I've concluded a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...."

"No, don't worry about it, it definitely looks better on you."

"While I respect your belief in reincarnation, I'm not interested in jobs held in past lives."

First Projected Loser in November.

'Never mind the future, tell me who I was with a year ago.'