'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'
Ancient Conflicts Analyzer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a history buff or someone fascinated by ancient conflicts? Our collection features cleverly designed products that blend historical intrigue with witty humor, perfect for anyone who loves exploring legendary battles and ancient warfare. Whether it's a mug showcasing a famous siege or a print depicting heroic clashes of the past, these items turn historical passion into a fun, thoughtful gift that sparks conversations and nostalgia.
Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."
United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.
"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."
"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."
"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"
"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."
Rest in Peace Instant Replay
A series of cameras go through a war zone.
'We're in a hurry.'
Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo
Ebola Virus
"Ukraine peace talks"
Calling the IDF
"What part of oil lamp next to double squiggle over ox don't you understand?"
Count Putin
The Boomerang Sanctions
The End is Relative
Tension in middle east
Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.
'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'
Greek Crisis
"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."
Olive Branches and Soldiers
G7
Hollow Victory.
"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."
Improvised Economic Device
European Crisis management.
Welcome to Mesopotamia: Birthplace of Civilization. Population (unable to read rest of sign as it's been blown off.)
"I don't get it. Every time we send an agent into Ukraine, this how they come back."
The Israelis launch an air strike on Syria.
"That's it boys - we defeated the Nazis! Time to go home, have kids and live the good life!"
Hamas Gaza Strategic Command
Being a marine means you never have to say you're sorry.
Ancient Conflicts Analyzer Gifts Collection
Ancient Conflicts Analyzer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs celebrating ancient conflicts for the perfect blend of humor and history.
Ancient Conflicts Analyzer Pillows
Discover pillows with witty and historical prints capturing the epic spirit of ancient conflicts.
Ancient Conflicts Analyzer Prints
Browse our art prints that vividly depict legendary battles from ancient conflicts, adding humor and history to your decor.
Ancient Conflicts Analyzer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts featuring clever designs inspired by legendary ancient conflicts and battles.