Ancient Conflicts Analyzer Pillows

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'We're in a hurry.'

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

Ebola Virus

"Ukraine peace talks"

Calling the IDF

"What part of oil lamp next to double squiggle over ox don't you understand?"

Count Putin

The Boomerang Sanctions

The End is Relative

Tension in middle east

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'

Greek Crisis

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

Olive Branches and Soldiers

G7

Hollow Victory.

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

Improvised Economic Device

European Crisis management.

Welcome to Mesopotamia: Birthplace of Civilization. Population (unable to read rest of sign as it's been blown off.)

"I don't get it. Every time we send an agent into Ukraine, this how they come back."

The Israelis launch an air strike on Syria.

"That's it boys - we defeated the Nazis! Time to go home, have kids and live the good life!"

Hamas Gaza Strategic Command

Being a marine means you never have to say you're sorry.