Passion For Comedy Prints

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Skiing.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Another day at work would be one too many...

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."