Quirky Comedy Enthusiasts Prints

"If she sings it's over."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Fresh pepper?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Who knew grass migrates?

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Shakespeare Project

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque