Quirky Humor Fans Prints

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over and over and over.

Bucket brigade delivery.

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

Anal retentive bums.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'Cream?'

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"You fool!...You've given him the abnormal brain of a criminal!"

Norman's Early Years.

"The plunger makes it easier for the lord to rapture us."

'All those ads kept saying, 'Just do it.' So I did.'

101 uses of a dead cat: swing.

Fuanaholics - Boozed budgie,paralytic piglet, plastered playpus, tanked terrapin, legless lemur.

'The one in the middle is kind of cute!'

'Dang! Oh well, I won't have to feed him for a year now.'

Choosing a dog "Oh he must like bruseel sprouts, cause I don't."

Mime artist in library.

Last Words Cemetery: Manual Shmanual. . . I'll figure it out.

'Hi. Do you want to dance?'

'I love what you've done with the place.'

He's practising for his slot standing on the plinth not saying anything next October

'What I did on my summer vacation - by Jimmy Baxter, prisoner number 96401.'

"HEY! We have a hiccupper!"

"Frankly, I don't know why more people don't think they're, Wellington. After all, he won."

Apple Tree Dispenser

Geeky Blinders

I Brake For Self Serv Carwashes

Castaways Not Welcome

"Ignore it - it's probably just a mirage."

Quasimodo's Belfie

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."

"I can only offer you £10.00 for the gun."