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"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They hated me.

Zombie standup

The Rooster Comedian.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Snowprov

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Stand-up Romcom

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

TV jester.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Am I sensing fear?"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'