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The secret world of Stephen Harper...

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Zombie standup

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

The Rooster Comedian.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Stand-up Romcom

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Lesser known greek gods,

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Stairlift around cliff face.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'