Passing The Torch Gifts

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'The Torch Holder'.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Yawning barristers in court

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Best System in the World

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

Counsel examining witness

'Judge Mental.'

Criminal Stupidness

'Heidegger-Hi!'

Two lawyers in a royal court

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Pinocchio and Partners Lawyers.

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

"Your Honor, despite being on trial, may I sit in on deliberations?"

"We prefer to remember him the way he was, before he passed the bar."

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.