Passing Away Gifts

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'Y'know, I came here long before there was all that modern technology!'

'We just need to make sure you didn't take it with you.'

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'No I'm afraid you don't have the right to one phone call.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"What happened to our clothes..?"

"You've been unfriended."

'He was a great writer'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'for more obit info, go to...'

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Postcards from Heaven...

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'Grief counselling'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"You'll get over him."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"Sorry, wrong room."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"They grow up so fast."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'Darling, this is my ex. You know, the one I said you were twice the man of.'

"What? Too soon?"

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Even though we have to keep our distance...