Passing A Trial Period Mugs

"Good news, Turner, We've chewed you up but have decided not to spit you out."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

I love Lawyers

"Bailiff."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'He started it!'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Two lawyers in a royal court

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'Well, son, the justice system depends on finding 12 people who are smart and impartial enough to judge the accused intelligently without malice or favor.'

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'