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"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

I love Lawyers

"Bailiff."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"#notguilty."

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'He started it!'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"Let's take in a trial."

Two lawyers in a royal court

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'I'm worried since he was chosen jury foreman.'