Passenger Pillows

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

A white collar cow.

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Vacation Bus Photo

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Anything to declare?'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

Bev puts on an old favorite

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Nativity Scene on the Underground

English man in Australia during christmas