Plane Passenger Pillows

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Does it say 'business class?''

'What zip code are we in now?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Airlines

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Would you like some wings?"

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Cow Blue Arrows

Boy pilot.

Employee of the Month Parking

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'He must be going economy!'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Vampire on a plane

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Airport

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Two airplanes

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

Airliner

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

The EP-21 spy plane.