Plane Passenger Pillows

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Does it say 'business class?''

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Would you like some wings?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Cow Blue Arrows

Boy pilot.

Employee of the Month Parking

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'He must be going economy!'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Airliner

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Two airplanes

Vampire on a plane

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airport