Pashminas Gifts

'Whoooooooooooooooooooooooow! We're in Pashmina Country.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

The No No No's

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Pyjama party

Girl in cow onesie.

Tiger Costume

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Used wheels

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

A stylized man in pyjamas

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

PJ Parties

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"Well, that's show business."

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'I never forget a face.'

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."