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An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Politicians are from Uranus.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

"Thank you for not praying."

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

QANON PROUD BOY

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

Politics section of a library: 'Lies', 'Lies', or 'Damn Lies'.

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

"My teacher says I lack 'intellectual curiosity,' whatever that is."

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

Quiz Today. I don't remember clicking of any terms of agreement that cover this!

Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

'Well, besides 'liar, liar, pants on fire', how do you feel about our candidate?'

'I knew I shouldn't have come. That Maximus, throws the worst orgies!'

'It's from that guy we voted in at the last election.'